Tea With The Old Queen

This superb and hilarious one man show is based upon the fictitious ‘secret’ diaries of ‘old queen’ William Tallon, one time Steward and Page of the Backstairs to HRH Queen Elizabeth the Queen Mother.

During 40 years of service Billy, with discretion and diplomacy tidied up every little Royal mishap. He played Dame in the Christmas Panto, danced with ‘Her Maj’ and even sprayed air freshener whenever Prince Philip ‘let one off’.

We hear all the secrets – Princess Anne refusing to stop smoking indoors – even after the fire at Windsor, ‘Her Maj’ welcoming Chinese Ambassadors Mr Woo and Mr Wang and the visit by Tony and Cherie Blair when a salt shaker went missing!


Presented by Beyond Eternity Promotions

By Graham Woolnough

Mill Studio

Saturday, May 3, 2014 - 20:00


All tickets £13


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