In celebration of the release of her hilarious memoir of the same name, comedian, novelist, and professional show-off Jenny Eclair returns to Guildford with a brand-new autobiographical show.

From drama school (mostly drinking cider and eating sausage rolls), sleeping with men who looked like they lived under a carpet, punk poetry, anorexia, bedsit misery, waitressing and not really having a clue about anything, to being thefirst woman to win the Perrier Award, becoming a mother, author, grumpy old woman, podcaster and nana!

Still gigging to sell-out crowds 40 years later, Jenny invites you to look back at what she can remember before she forgets everything.

Warning: Punk poetry, animal impressions and baritone nursery rhyme singing may feature!